Mother's Day Humorous t-shirt - Motherhood 90% Threats
"MOTHERHOOD 90% THREATS" t-shirt
Motherhood isn’t soft.
It’s strategic. It’s sleep-deprived. It’s 90% keeping tiny humans alive and 10% making it very clear you are not the one to test today.
This tee says it for you—so you don’t have to.
Printed on a premium Comfort Colors shirt, it’s got that perfectly broken-in feel from day one. Soft, substantial, and just structured enough to hold its shape after real life (read: chaos, snacks, and repeat washing).
The vintage propaganda-style graphic hits exactly where it should—bold, a little worn, and unapologetically direct. Equal parts humor and warning label.
Wear it to school drop-off, grocery runs, or anywhere someone might mistake your kindness for weakness.
They won’t make that mistake twice.
Details- Comfort Colors heavyweight tee
- Garment-dyed for that lived-in, vintage look
- Soft, durable cotton that gets better with time
- Relaxed, unisex fit
- Professionally printed design with a distressed finish
Motherhood: Mostly love. Part-time menace.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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