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Couch Potato with Dog - "Cardio Is Just For People With The Zoomies" T-Shirt

$24.02
Bella + Canvas Colors: Dark Olive
Clothing sizes: XS
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
A comfortable, statement-making tee for people who love laid-back humor and rugged charm. This lightweight crew-neck shirt brings vintage-inspired graphics to everyday wear: the front declares “Cardio is just for people with the zoomies” with a playful living-room scene, while the back shows a distressed logo badge featuring a burly bulldog and crossed bone motif. The dark, earthy color lets the warm, retro palette pop without shouting. Soft Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton feels breathable against skin and layers easily under jackets or over long sleeves. Built with side seams, a ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label for durability and comfort. Made and sourced with responsible production standards, this tee blends a casual retail fit with a touch of tongue-in-cheek personality for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates cozy, vintage style.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (fabric blends vary by color).
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting structure.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability.
- Graphic printing: DTF for most placements; DTG used by some providers for vibrant sleeve/label prints.
- REACH certified; sourced from Honduras with responsible manufacturing and Fair Labor Association/WRAP compliance.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

REACH Certified

Country of origin

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from Honduras

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

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