T-Shirt — “Cardio Is Just for People with The Zoomies” Dog Humor Tee
This lightweight crewneck tee brings playful, vintage energy to everyday wear. Printed front and back with retro-inspired dog graphics—an energetic cartoon “Zoomies” runner on the chest and a weathered badge-style bulldog emblem on the back—this shirt reads like a loved band tee from day one. The soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton body (varies slightly by color) feels breathable and light, so it layers easily or stands alone on warmer days. Thoughtful construction—side seams for shape retention, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape for stability, and a tear-away label—keeps the fit clean and comfortable. Ethically produced by Bella+Canvas with REACH compliance and fair-labor certifications, it’s a casual staple for anyone who likes a wink of garage-punk, dog-loving attitude in their wardrobe.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for lasting shape
- Printed graphics: detailed DTF/DTG front and sleeve printing with vintage wash look
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; Bella+Canvas ethical manufacturing
- Color-dependent fabric blends for heather/ash options (see listing for specifics)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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