"Maladjusted Mutt" - Midweight Hoodie

Meet the "Maladjusted Mutt"

Is your dog a refined gentleman who fetches the morning paper? This shirt is not for you. This design is for the pups who treat "Good Boy" as a suggestion rather than a rule. The Maladjusted Mutt doesn't just bark at the mailman; he’s currently auditing the mailman’s tax returns while enjoying a premium cigar and a cup of coffee that’s definitely not decaf.

Why you need this hoodie:

• The Vibe: Equal parts vintage tattoo parlor and "wanted" poster.

• The Attitude: Features a dog who has seen things, done things, and probably chewed on your favorite pair of boots while doing them.

• The Warning: It lets the world know that while you might be a responsible human, your spirit animal is a cigar-chomping, coffee-swigging rebel with a spiked collar.

Whether you're heading to the dive bar, the dog park (where you’ll be judged), or just lounging on a couch that has definitely been chewed on, this shirt is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone who’s a little bit "Good at Bein' Bad."

A mid-weight hoodie with a lived-in vintage vibe, made to be worn and loved. The soft three-end fleece and combed ring-spun cotton blend give it a cozy, broken-in feel while the roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood keep you comfortable on cool mornings. The front and back graphics channel retro workwear and classic pet-culture badges — think rugged paw prints, distressed type, and a cheeky ‘bad dog’ emblem that feels handcrafted. Stitching details like double-needle seams, twill neck tape, and metal-grommeted drawstrings add durability and subtle refinement. It sits as a regular fit with minimal shrinkage, so it slips easily into daily rotations for walks, garage projects, or casual meetups.

Product features
- Soft 3-end fleece with combed ring-spun cotton for a plush, smooth hand-feel
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and gear close
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets
- Durable construction: double-needle topstitching, twill neck tape, and tear-away label
- Medium-heavy weight (≈280 g/m²) with low shrinkage and regular true-to-size fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Width, in	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length, in	24.00	24.50	25.00	25.50	26.00	26.50
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00